Jonathan Toews takes a tripping penalty against the Edmonton Oilers, April 24th, 2013. Proceeds to look like a serial killer.
(Source: floweranza)
*other team scores*
pierre mcguire: now look at this amazing play by sidney crosby!
*fleury gets a shutout*
pierre mcguire: he couldn't have done it without number 87!
*michael phelps wins 18th gold medal*
pierre mcguire: what a feat by sid the kid!
*man walks on moon*
pierre mcguire: what a contribution from crosby!
*a cure for cancer is found*
pierre mcguire: big thanks to sidney!
*someone mentions a constellation*
pierre mcguire: that reminds me. my favorite star, sidney crosby...


